The Professor's Mystery — Inside the Classic
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She was smiling now; not at me, but with the same humorously pensive little smile that I remembered, that seemed to come wholly from within and to summarize her outlook upon the world. Her dark brows were lifted in cool and friendly interest as she glanced over the comfortless crowd; and although I was now somewhat more at peace with the world, and no longer hot nor hurried, she seemed to me to sit there in the window of her sweltering car a thing aloof and apart, the embodiment of all unruffled daintiness.
Her eyes found me and she nodded, smiling. I went forward eagerly. Here, at least, in a stuffy and uninteresting world was somebody cool, somebody amusing, somebody I knew. I picked up my bag and ran up the steps of her car. As I came down the aisle she half rose and stretched out a welcoming slim hand. I dropped into the chair beside her.
"Well, this is luck," I said. "But what are you doing here in the world in July? You belong to Christmas in a setting of frosty white and green. You're out of season now."
She laughed. "Surely I have as much right in July as you have, Mr. Crosby. You are only a sort of yule-tide phantom yourself."
"Wasn't it a jolly week?" I asked.
Miss Tabor's smile answered me. Then turning half away with a face grown suddenly and strangely bleak: "I think it was the best Christmas of my life," she said mechanically. And then with a sudden return to sunshine: "I suppose I see the professor starting on his learned pilgrimage. Is it Europe this summer, or the great libraries of America?"
She had twitted me before upon my lack of scholarly bearing which, as I had always explained, was but a mask to unsuspected profundity.
"Well,"--I began, deliberately groping for a decision among the tangled fates of the afternoon, my doubtful steamer and my grudging plans, "to tell you the truth, Miss Tabor--"
She touched my arm and pointed out of the window. "Look," she said, "you haven't nearly time enough for that now. Do hurry--you mustn't take chances."
The platform was slipping by faster and faster, and with it sobriety and common sense and the wisdom of the beaten path. On the other hand lay the comedy of the present and that flouting of one's own arrangements which is the last word of freedom. I glanced down at her ticket, where it lay face upward on the window-sill.
"To tell you the truth, Miss Tabor," I finished, "I am on my way to Stamford," and I settled back comfortably into my seat.
Miss Tabor regarded me tolerantly, with the air of a collector examining a doubtful specimen: one eyebrow a trifle raised, and an adorable twist at the corners of her mouth. As for me, I tried to look innocently unconcerned. It may be possible to do this; but no one is ever conscious of success at the time.
"I'm going there myself," she said suddenly. "Isn't this a coincidence?"
"Easily that. Let me amend the word and call it a dispensation. But appearances are against you. You ought to be going to a lawn party--in a dog-cart."
"I wonder where you ought to be going," she mused. "Probably to the British museum to dig up a lot of dead authors that everybody ought to know about and nobody reads."
This was altogether too near the truth. "I didn't know you lived in Stamford," I said. "You appeared last Christmas in a character of the daughter of Gotham. Wasn't there an ancestor of yours who went to sea in a bowl?"
Her smile faded as if a light had gone out in her. After a pause she answered rather wearily, "We've only been in Stamford a few months. We had always lived in town before."
The narrator’s first words—a question about a train—immediately establish a restless, sardonic voice. He admits to swearing, describes his collar as “sticky on the inside,” and settles “comfortably hopeless into the hands of fate.” This self-deprecating tone, coupled with precise physical details (the switching engine “puffing like a tired dog,” the aroma of “tidal mud and dead clams”), roots the story in a specific, gritty moment. The reader is placed inside a consciousness that is both observant and emotionally detached, a stance that will prove crucial as the mystery unfolds.
A Voice That Wavers Between Irony and Action
The opening pages introduce a narrator who is quick to self-mockery yet equally quick to physical engagement. He buys cigarettes, magazines, and a shine while waiting for a delayed train, then later dives at an Italian laborer’s knees and kicks a knife from his hand. This shift from idle urbanite to brawler is abrupt, and the excerpts offer no transition. The reader must accept that the same man who fanned himself with his hat can, chapters later, grapple with a knife-wielding opponent. The narrative voice remains consistent—colloquial, wry, occasionally profane—but the circumstances change so radically that the first-time reader may wonder whether the narrator is reliable or simply swept along by events.
The Unsettling Entry of Sheila
In the later excerpt, a woman named Sheila appears without introduction, grabbing the narrator from behind during a fight. Her dialect—“Ye murtherin’ baste, ye black scun”—is thick and forceful, and she claims to have “rasons” for being there. The narrator recognizes her immediately (“Why, Sheila!”), but the reader has no prior context. This sudden intrusion of a new character, speaking in a markedly different register, suggests that the novel’s world is larger and more tangled than the narrator’s initial solo perspective implies. The excerpt ends before any explanation, leaving the reader to infer that Sheila is connected to the earlier events involving Carucci and the missing Mrs. Tabor.
Clues Embedded in Dialogue and Detail
The excerpts plant several specific clues that a first reading should track. Maclean’s phone call mentions “a guinea camp back in the woods” and warns of “some nigger in this wood-pile.” The narrator dismisses the warning, but the language is deliberately coarse and period-specific, signaling class and ethnic tensions. Carucci’s behavior—running to meet the narrator, shouting “Whata you want? Go-a da 'way!”—and his concealed knife create a threat that is both physical and mysterious. The narrator’s decision to speak Italian to Carucci hints at prior knowledge. These details are not explained in the excerpts; they function as hooks, demanding that the reader hold them in suspension.
Structure as a Guide to Pacing
The table of contents reveals a deliberate structure: chapters are titled with phrases like “In Which Things Are Turned Upside Down” and “An Alarm in the Night,” suggesting a serialized, episodic rhythm. The middle chapters include “An Amateur Man-Hunt” and “The Presence in the Room,” which promise action and suspense. The final chapter, “And Rediscovering Realities,” implies a resolution that returns to the ordinary. For a first reading, these headings act as signposts, indicating when the narrative will shift from setup to pursuit to revelation. The excerpts themselves show that the novel moves quickly from mundane irritation to violent confrontation, and the chapter titles reinforce that pace.
Readers approaching The Professor’s Mystery for the first time should pay close attention to the narrator’s offhand remarks and the dialect of secondary characters. The excerpts suggest that key information is delivered through casual conversation and physical detail rather than explicit exposition. The abrupt tonal shifts—from ironic observation to desperate struggle—are not flaws but deliberate strategies to keep the reader off balance. Trust the narrator’s voice, but question his judgments.
Rereading this note on The Professor’s Mystery, I remembered an old afternoon train ride, turning pages while the light slid sideways. That same layered unease—the narrator's quiet voice against sudden violence—once found me in The Diva's Ruby — Story, Setting & Ideas. Both feel less like plots than like someone remembering aloud, and I sat there, holding my breath.
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